Score! Stone Farking Wheaton “w00tstout” ($10) is the brainchild of actor Wil Wheaton, Fark.com creator Drew Curtis, and Koch. It was brewed with rye, wheat malt and pecans and partially aged in Bourbon whiskey barrels, and hits your over the head at 13% ABV. Need I say more?

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