Yes my friends. Under this slick mature exterior lies a 13-year-old boy with a depraved sense of humor.

Radiation is a major threat in the vacuum of space. While the walls of the Inspiration Mars spacecraft will launch lined with water-filled bags to guard against cosmic rays, their contents will be gradually replaced with POOP that will be dehydrated through the bag. I said POOP.

Inspiration Mars ship using human waste as a radiation shield: no really, it’s fine.